By tony on July 28, 2010
My sentiments against people named Steve are not uncommon. I think most can agree that just about everyone named Steve is a hater. Hell, even most people name Steve agree. What better way to spread consciousness of this than through a big white sticker plastered on every suitable surface, or perhaps a big magnet suits your needs better. Alright, I can’t type any more. The Steve I work with is looking over my shoulder, being a straight up creepster and it’s more than I can stand.
Join the “steve is a hater” support group on Facebook.
“steve is a hater” sticker – BUY THIS
This sticker is white die-cut vinyl. It’s dimensions are 1.25″h x 12″w. To stick it to something you peel the back off, apply it to a clean surface (or a dirty surface, idgaf) and then you peel the tape off the top leaving beautiful white shiny cut out letters that profess your distress. I’m going to include two extra stickers with every order.. they will be about .5″h x 5″w. These are for special occasions, like going to the tanning bed, or taking your sister to your high school reunion just to relive the embarrassment that was taking your sister to your senior prom. At least you scored.
“steve is a hater” magnetic – BUY THIS
This is a magnet. It’s pretty heavy duty, not like those ones the pizza guy sticks on the box, or the lawyers put on the front of your phone book. This can hold all kinds of shit to your fridge and at 3″ x 14″ it’s got gusto. Me? I put mine on the back of my car because I’m not a big fan of stickers on my paint job, plus I feel like whoever steals it probably wants it more than I do.. and they are probably a fucking dick face.
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By tony on July 28, 2010
So a few years ago a buddy of mine (dunderwood) worked with me and we came up with this really bad idea for a sticker that we could put on our cars, and our friends cars. We ended up just stealing a picture of a narwhal (i believe it’s the generic picture of a narwhal from wikipedia) and we added a spear to the diver. It’s really been a sticker that we just give to people we know and no one else. It’s kind of fun. Unfortunately for everyone else who I am not friends with, and because I stole the graphic, I don’t feel comfortable doing much more than just giving it away.
Here’s your chance. If you buy something from me and make a note about the narwhal, I will gladly include a narwhal sticker with your order. How’s that?
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By tony on July 28, 2010
i’m going to try this one more time. i took down all the old posts and i’m starting fresh. let’s see where it goes.
wizard out.
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